1. memeson420:

    twerkingwhiteboy:

    memeson420:

    "u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

    name all seven sports

    1. ball throw
    2. ball catch
    3. ball run
    4. ball kick
    5. shoot ball
    6. dong touch
    7. memes

    get fuckin wrecked

    (Source: galaxys4, via aduhm)

     
  2. alongcameafandom:

    I WAS LOOKING FOR BODY PILLOWS AD FOUND THIS 
    IM CRYING

    (Source: alongcameatom, via 01012012)

     
  3. methhomework:

    ain’t my new lipstick cute

    (via glitter6ug)

     
  4. bigchieftain:

    when will my mother return from the bathroom

    (Source: j3nnard, via satan-official)

     

  5. 3rd grade

    1. friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
    2. me: what
    3. friend: OH MAN
    4. OH
    5. OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
    6. I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
    7. SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
    8. JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
     

  6. bowtais-are-cool:

    Hello! My baby!

    image

    Hello! My honey!

    image

    Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    image

    (via niikolatesla)

     

  7. vanimes:

    My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln

    (Source: milkvan, via hardlystrictlykevintran)

     
  8. h0odrich:

    i cant breathe

    (via valaurax)

     
  9. neopetsvevo:

    on yo mans dick like

    (Source: pikingler, via terrifying-strange-beautiful)

     
  10. ladybebop:

    buzzfeed:

    Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

    brb dying

    (via wendlatheradical)